The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Randomize
