barbara walters just said penis...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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