i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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