i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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