How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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