You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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