I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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