i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
