Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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