ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
