honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
