no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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