What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
