just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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