I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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