I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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