I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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