My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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