I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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