Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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