You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The chlamydia really affected his face.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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