That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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