playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
