she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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