So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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