If that was your dad, he is hot
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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