nut hugger
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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