a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think a kid would responsible me up
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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