I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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