windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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