i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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