The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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