why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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