counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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