Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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