I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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