I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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