How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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