she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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