Nicole vs. Life
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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