weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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