had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
