omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
it glows. i had to have it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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