Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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