he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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