We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
We are all done wearing pants today
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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