The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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