when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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