i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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