Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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