Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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