Porn is love you can see.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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