yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
try to milk me bitch
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