I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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