ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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